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God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)

I hate fake people. You know what I'm talking about. Mannequins.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.....

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

If life gives you lemons, just add vodka.

Last seen 1980! :D

Life is Short - Chat Fast!

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

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Don't care if we talk about absolutely nothing, Just want to talk to you!

It's amazing how i still get butterflies when i know I'll see you, how i still smile when i hear your voice, and you still take my breathe away when you walk in.

Every girl has a chance to meet her prince. It's just up to her to realize he's the one <3

When I look into your eyes, i lose myself and I forget the rest of the world.And all I see is you! 

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When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the...

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...

If College has taught us anything, it's texting without looking :)

I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Monday, please fix it

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you'll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

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Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you're going to die.

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. :)

It may look like I'm deep in thought, but 99% of the time I'm just thinking about what food to eat later.

It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

There's like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world ... huh 

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Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ....... lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time.

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is "Salary is Credited" 

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight.

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull

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इन्सान ज़िन्दगी में सिर्फ एक बार ही मोहब्बत करता है …. बाकी की मोहबत्तें वो पहली मोहब्बत भुलाने के लिए करता है।

मोहब्बत छोड कर हर एक जुर्म कर लेना, वरना तुम भी हमारी तरह मुसाफिर बन जाओगे तनहा रातो के…..! 

यूँ तो सिखाने को ज़िन्दगी बहुत कुछ सिखाती है …. मगर झूठी हँसी हसने का हुनर तो मोहब्बत ही सिखाती है।

दर्द की भी अपनी एक अदा है.. ये तो सहने वालों पर ही फ़िदा है

हर शाम को ढलता सूरज याद दिलाता है… आज और एक दिन हो गया उसे बेवफा हुए।\

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काश तू मेरी आँखों का आँसू बन जाए, मैं रोना ही छोड़ दूँ तुझे खोने के डर से..

दाद देते है तुम्हारे ‘नजर-अंदाज’ करने के हुनर को.!! जिसने भी सिखाया वो उस्ताद कमाल का होगा..!!

कुछ तो है जो बदल गया ज़िन्दगी में मेरी अब आईना में चेहरा मेरा हँसता हुआ नज़र नहीं आता..

दर्द काफी है बेखुदी के लिए, मौत काफी है ज़िन्दगी के लिए, कौन मरता है किसी के लिए, हम तो ज़िंदा है आपके लिए… 

ये दिल भी कितना पागल है…हमेशा उसी की फिकर मे डुबा रहता है जो इसका होता ही नही है..!

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